· Updated January 16, 2025 12:18 AM · 3 min read read
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Donald Trump has liberated me from the NFL.
As football's opening day approached, I was resigned to spending three hours of my weekend on "the game". Like millions of other Americans, especially those of us in the middle-aged male demographic, I was long ago hooked on the weekly micro-hits of dopamine that every pass completion and goal-line stand elicited in my brain.
Donald Trump has liberated me from the NFL.
As football's opening day approached, I was resigned to spending three hours of my weekend on "the game". Like millions of other Americans, especially those of us in the middle-aged male demographic, I was long ago hooked on the weekly micro-hits of dopamine that every pass completion and goal-line stand elicited in my brain.…