· Updated January 16, 2025 12:29 AM · 6 min read read
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Being a billionaire has its perks. With a private jet you don't have to deal with long airport security lines, and a chauffeur will be at your beck and call all the time. You have assistants for everything from walking the dog to walking you into a doctor's appointment.
People fawn over you, women half your age want to date you, and after a while you've convinced yourself it's all due to your good looks and charm, even though you're
Being a billionaire has its perks. With a private jet you don't have to deal with long airport security lines, and a chauffeur will be at your beck and call all the time. You have assistants for everything from walking the dog to walking you into a doctor's appointment.
People fawn over you, women half your age want to date you, and after a while you've convinced yourself it's all due to your good looks and charm, even though you're pushing 70.…