A Message From Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer

Printed from: https://newbostonpost.com/2020/04/26/a-message-from-michigan-governor-gretchen-whitmer/

Citizens of the … republic … for now:

During the current COVID-19 pandemic I have been criticized for my recent attempts to keep you ungrateful lot safe.  This is unfortunate.

Sometimes there are decisions that must be made despite the inconveniences to people, commerce, and privileges.

My administration has therefore decided to release an updated list of items and practices to be classified as non-essential to secure the safety of all.

My administration expects immediate compliance.  If all of us aren’t safe, then none of us are safe.

 

Regards,

Governor Gretchen Whitmer

Lansing, Michigan

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Updated List of Non-Essential Items

 

Recalls

Recounts

Campaign Finance Laws

Term Limits

Memes That Reflect Poorly on Governors

YouTube Videos That Reflect Poorly on Governors

Caricatures

Impersonations

Unflattering Photos

Parodies

Criticism

Unapproved History Books

High School Debates

Families With Too Many Children

Homeschooling

American Flags

Michigan Flags (except those used by the government)

Lake Houses

Guns

Boats

Fish

Drinking

Smoking

Candy

Gender Reveal Parties

Pronouns

The View

Honking Your Horn Around the State Capitol

Driving Your Car Around the State Capitol

The First Amendment

The Second Amendment

For Any House Larger Than Mine … The Third Amendment

Not Sure What It Is, But The Fourth Amendment

Screw This … All the Other Amendments

Statues of Anyone Not Named Gretchen

Anyone Else Showing Interest In Being Joe Biden’s VP

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