Fourteen Questions for Kamala Harris
By Matt McDonald | August 13, 2020, 14:19 EDT
“Kamala knows how to govern. She knows how to make the hard calls. She’s ready to do this job on Day One.”
— Joe Biden, Wednesday, August 12, 2020, on his new vice presidential running mate
Dear Senator Kamala Harris:
1. How long did it take you to memorize the Twenty-Fifth Amendment?
2. Has Joe Biden ever sniffed your hair?
3. What did he think?
4. Does Joe Biden remember any of the things you said about him last year?
5. Have you asked Joe: “Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of a Catholic organization?”
6. Does Joe ever speak to you without a TelePrompter?
7. Has Joe Biden privately promised you that if elected he will serve at least one month of his term?
8. When is the last time Joe Biden started yelling at you for no reason?
9. Has Joe Biden asked you if you are really black or if you are a junkie?
10. Does Joe Biden consider you “articulate and bright and clean”?
11. Does Joe Biden’s basement door have a lock on the outside?
12. Will Tulsi Gabbard be making any campaign appearances with you?
13. Will Willie Brown be making any campaign appearances with you?
14. When you said Wednesday, “This is what happens when we elect a guy who just isn’t up for the job. Our country ends up in tatters” …
To whom were you referring?